The transcript of World Wide Wabbit
Transcript[]
Act 1[]
Scene 1: Frankie's Room[]
[The episode starts with a computer sitting on Frankie's office desk, there was a peculiar page pulled up on the screen.]
FRANKIE: [showing Mac and Bloo a website] Pretty neat, huh? This is just the home page, but soon, when you click on these icons, it will take you to little interviews of all the friends for adoption. So you can pick which one you want online.
MAC AND BLOO: [in unison] Cool!
BLOO: Oh, show me Cockamamie Amy's. Hers should be funny! [presses a button on the mouse]
FRANKIE: [Walks to her bed and reaches in her purse] Well, I haven't done the interviews yet. I was gonna do that this afternoon... [holds up a video camera] with this baby! [Shes sees Mac and Bloo in it]
MAC AND BLOO: [in unison] Cool!
MR. HERRIMAN: [behind the door] Miss Francis? Miss Francis! [opens the door and finds Frankie] Oh, there you are. [hops to angry Frankie] Miss Francis, a picture frame in hall 23 on the fifth floor is crooked by 5/16 of an inch [holds his thumb and index finger together]
FRANKIE: Yeah, and?
MR. HERRIMAN: [Closed to her face] Go straighten it... now.
FRANKIE: Ah, come on! I'm in the middle of this! [holds up the camera] It's for the house.
MR. HERRIMAN: Miss Francis, wasting time on that newfangled technological waste of space-- That--That silly, useless thingamajig... [Frankie, Mac and Bloo look at each other] is hardly beneficial to this house!
FRANKIE: Yeah, not like straightening picture frames [She, Mac and Bloo smile]
MR. HERRIMAN: Precisely. And I'll be a monkey's uncle if I allow it to sit there unsightly... [straightens his tilted hat] and misaligned so that you can play with that ridiculous whizamawhatsit. [Frankie puts that camera down] Now, get upstairs this instant and hop to it! [gives Frankie a ruler, hops out of the room, and slams the door]
BLOO: Ha, Burn! [Frankie hits Bloo with the ruler] Ow.
FRANKIE: [Walks to the door] I'll never understand why my sweet, lovable grandma imagined that stingy stick-in-the-mud. [sigh] Look, I gotta go do this frame thing. [faces Mac] Will you get the interviews for me, Mac?
MAC: [Grabs the camera] Sure. No problem.
BLOO: [Speeds next to him] Yeah, no problem, Frankareno. We've got it all covered
FRANKIE: Yeah, well, just make sure you don't make anyone look stupid. We're trying to get them adopted, not humiliate them. [leaves the room]
Scene 2: Various Rooms[]
[static]
BLOPPY PANTS: [nervous] Uh, hi. My name is, uh, Bloppy Pants, and I'd like to get adopted.
[static]
CY: My favorite color is [gets his face closer to the camera] pink!
[static]
RED RUSHER: I like living on the edge! Fast cars and motorcycles! [revs] Yeah!
[static]
SASSYFRASS: My likes are walks on the beach, dancing, new experiences, [Bloo gets in front of the camera with a smile] the outdoors.
[static]
WILT: I'm not so great. [Bloo walks in the hall and waves at the camera] You should adopt one of the other awesome friends here.
[static]
SUNSET JUNCTION: [talks in the interview while Bloo spins around the wall behind him] My--my dislikes are rude people and broccoli.
[static]
COCO: [annoyed] Coco coco coco coco coco coco co! [kicks the camera]
[static]
SALLY LINDA: [talks while Bloo mimics and makes poses] I'm looking for that special someone who's rich and good looking and I’m really great shape.
[static]
SLOPPY MOE: [talks while Bloo is standing next to him] No losers, please.
[static]
EDUARDO: [scared] Aaagh!! What is that?! Get away! Get away! [walks out when the camera was knocked down] It steal my soul.
[static]
JAMBALAYA: I just want to loooovvee!!! [Bloo laughs at her]
Scene 3: Madame Foster's Room/Hallway[]
MAC: [watches the interview videos] Bloo, stop it! You're making everyone look dumb.
BLOO: Hey they don't need my help in that department.
MAC: Well stop it, okay? I'm gonna go interview Madame Foster. And I don't want you making her look stu- [he pauses] Oh! Wait.
BLOO: What? Is that Mr. Herr-
MAC: Shh!
[Mac tapes what Mr. Herriman's doing. Then, he and Bloo run down the hallway and lean against the wall. They start snickering, and then laugh at what they just saw]
BLOO: This is the most amazing thing ever! Did you get that whole thing? [Mac rewinds the video and plays it again. He and Bloo watch it, while a hopping and dinging sound is heard. They start laughing again]
MAC: We... we got the whole thing!
BLOO: Come on. We gotta show Frankie!
MAC: No! ssh! [he covers Bloo's mouth as Duchess passes by] We can't do that!
BLOO: [excited] Why not?! She's gonna freak out when she sees this!
MAC: Yeah, I know. But I-- I think it's a little mean. Don't you think Mr. Herriman would be embarrassed?
BLOO: Yes! Now come on! [starts pulling Mac]
MAC: [breaks free] Bloo, no! It's just... It's just wrong. I think we should erase it.
BLOO: Yeah, you're right. [snatches the camera and starts running down the halls]
MAC: Bloo, No!
BLOO: [holding the camera behind is back] I'm not doing anything. [heads down stairs]
Scene 4: Frankie's Room[]
BLOO: Hey Frankie! FRANKIE! [He stands outside Frankie's room] HEY, FRANKIE!!! Frankie, you gotta see this!
FRANKIE: [With a smile] What is it?
MAC: [Tackles Bloo] No! [The camera rises]
FRANKIE: [gasps as she sees the camera is about to fall. She immediately catches it; Mac tries to get the camera, but Bloo tackles him. Frankie holds the camera up as Mac and Bloo try to get it] Hold on! Hold on! What's the problem here?!
MAC: Bloo was--
BLOO: Frankie! You'll never believe what Mac taped!
MAC: Bloo, shut up! [To Frankie] It's no big deal! It's nothing!
FRANKIE: It sure doesn't sound like nothing.
BLOO: [Jumps] It's amazing!
MAC: [Also jumps] No it's not!
BLOO: [Jumps again] It's incredible!
MAC: [Also jumps again] No it's not!
BLOO: [Jumps one more time] It's awesome!
MAC: [Also jumps one more time] No It's not!
FRANKIE: [Calms Mac down and kneels down to him] Ah, come on, Mac, let me see it. I'm sure it's no big deal.
BLOO: Yeah, just Frankie. We won't show it to anyone else. [Mac glares]
FRANKIE AND BLOO: Please?
MAC: [shrugs] Okay... I guess.
BLOO: Yes! [He and Frankie run to the computer]
MAC: But just Frankie! Nobody else, and then we'll erase it! Got it?
BLOO: Quick Quick! Plug it in! You are gonna so freak out! [Frankie plugs in the camera and uploads the video]
[On the camera, Mac and Bloo are about to enter Madame Foster's room]
MAC: Oh, Wait.
BLOO: What? Is that Mr. Herr-
MAC: Shh!
MADAME FOSTER: Oh come on you remember. [gives Mr. Herriman a cup of tea, and he puts it away] You use to do it when I was a little girl.
MR. HERRIMAN: You mean..? [Herriman turns on a record player, gets in the foreground and starts doing bunny tricks.] Hippity hoppity, hoppity hoppity. My tail's quite fluffy, my ears are quite floppity. I sing and I dance and you can't make me stoppity, said funny bunny to sweet little girl. [taps on Madame Foster's nose when he finishes it makes a ding sound.] Hoppity hoppity, hippity hippity. I'm cute and I'm cuddly and as smart as a whipity. Watch and adore as I play and I skippity. Said Funny Bunny to sweet little girl. Sprungaly springaly founcaly trouncaly. For allow me to declare, present an announcil-y, for I am the head of Fun Bunny council-y. Said Funny Bunny to sweet little girl. Bouncy trouncily sprungly springly. There's no the fun for you I will ringaly. With a razzamatazz and a ringly dingly. Said Funny Bunny to sweet little girl. [Now Frankie gets shocked and tries to look away, while Mac gets worried and Bloo gets excited.] Hippity Hippity Hoppity Hoppity. So shall I tell you now, my sweet little popaty? Of all of my friends, I would never ever dropity. For less, my deal lass, you are at the topity. Said Funny Bunny to sweet little girl. [Madame Foster giggles.]
[The video ends and they stand there silently until Bloo and Frankie start laughing hysterically and fall over. Mac rolls his eyes and gives a brief aside glance to the camera]
FRANKIE: [laughing] Oh, my gosh... It hurts, it hurts...
BLOO: I can't... I can't... breathe! [laughter]
MAC: Alright, Alright. You had your fun. Now, let's erase it. [starts moving the mouse to the delete button]
FRANKIE: [gets back up] Oh, no, no, no! [pulls Mac in by the shirt] Do you have any idea how long I’ve waited for this kind of dirt? [evilly grabs her camera] Old fuzzbutt will never live this down!
MAC: That’s why we have to erase it, Frankie. If anybody else saw this, it would humiliate Mr. Herriman.
FRANKIE: [shocked, then evilly] Yes. exactly!
BLOO: Psst, psst! [whispers] Quick, come in.
[Wilt, Eduardo, and Coco walk in Frankie's room]
WILT: Okay.
MAC: Bloo, you said just Frankie. You guys gotta go!
WILT: Okay.
[Wilt, Eduardo, and Coco walk out Frankie's room]
BLOO: [closes the door] No come in.
WILT: Okay.
[Wilt, Eduardo, and Coco walk back in Frankie's room]
MAC: BLOO!
BLOO: Just these guys and we're done. Promise.
MAC: Now, you listen here.
MR.HERRIMAN: Skippity skappity, chumpity bumitpity, now please to be cheery and not all trampity. All under the water and down to the dumpity, sang Funny Bunny to sweet little girl.
[As for that, they all start laughing while flopping on the floor]
MAC: You guys! I expected better from you!
[they continue laughing]
WILT: I'm sorry, but that was really funny.
MAC: Come on, Frankie, erase it.
FRANKIE: Fine fine.
BLOO: No, Frankie. Don't do it!
[Frankie erases the video and that leaves Bloo upset]
FRANKIE: There, it's gone. Happy?
MAC: Yes.
BLOO: No!
[Mac takes the camcorder and leaves along with Wilt, Eduardo and Coco]
BLOO: But, but... Frankie how could--
[Frankie holds up 4 CDs, revealing she burned the video onto them]
BLOO: Are those?
[Frankie nods her head. And Frankie and Bloo both slap a high-five]
Act 2[]
Scene 5: Madame Foster's Room/Foster's Hallways/Frankie's Room[]
[About a half hour later, Mac had finally finished his interview with Madame Foster.]
MAC: [eats a cookie with his mouth full] Thanks for the interview, Madame Foster. And thanks for the cookies.
[Fluffer Nutter and Jackie Khones walk toward,]
FLUFFER NUTTER: I'd like to announcily that I almost died laughing! [giggles]
JACKIE KHONES: You know what I say to that? Ring-a-ding dingly.
[Mac stands there shocked, a cookie falls out of his mouth. He zips out of frame.]
MAC: [rapidly while running downstairs] No he didn't, no he didn't, no he didn't, no he didn't, no he didn't, no he didn't. [gasps]
[A line of imaginary friends walk in to Frankie's room to see the video after giving Bloo their money.]
BLOO: Step right up and behold, the most amazingly, hilarious spectacle of a lifetime.
MAC: Bloo! What are you doing?!
BLOO: What? Oh nothing nothing.
MAC: You’re selling tickets to watch footage of Mr. Herriman, aren’t you?
BLOO: No, no. What?! No! Of course not! Frankie erased that, don’t you remember? Besides, that would be wrong.
COCO: Co co cocococo
MAC: Coco let me in. Bloo, what is she doing?
BLOO: Oh, yeah, see, she’s not supposed to let anybody in without a ticket.
MAC: Oh, really. A ticket to what?
BLOO: Nothing. Nothing. You want one? 10 bucks!
MR. HERRIMAN: No loitering in the halls. What is this some sort of line? Master Mac, Master Blooregard.
BOTH: Mr. Herriman.
MR. HERRIMAN: Pardon me, please?
BOTH: No!
FRANKIE: Hey Mr. H.
BOTH: Phew!
MR. HERRIMAN: Miss Frances, there is an important matter I must discuss with you. Now, I do believe that currently Tuesday’s entree is Macaroni and cheese, but I feel that as many friends in this house do seem to be getting rather, oh, how shall I put it, portly, I do believe that a changitty of menu is in orderitty. If I could have my pickitty, I would say that braised chickadee would be more than quite befitted to the expanding waistlines of the residentsitty. That is allitty. [Mr. Herriman leaves, and when Mr. Herriman closes the door, Frankie starts laughing hysterically, as does Bloo]
MAC: You guys! You were supposed to erase that footage!
[Frankie and Bloo are still laughing, and they both slap a high-five. Frankie puts out a disc of the footage, and they both start laughing again]
MAC: YOU GUYS! [Mac breaks the disc, and after a moment of silence, Frankie and Bloo start laughing even harder]
MAC: You have more, don’t you?
FRANKIE: Maybilly.
BLOO: Maybilly notilly.
[The scene cuts to the dining room. Everyone is struggling not to laugh.]
MR. HERRIMAN: Everyone, I have an announcement. In light of recent changes in physique, I’ve called for a change of menu. From now on, we’ll be feasting on entrees I’ve researched from licensed imaginary friend dieticians. In fact, this very evening, you’re enjoying one of my favorites: Miss Milly Lilly’s Low-fat East Philly Chili.
[Everyone bursts into laughter]
WILT: I'm sorry! HAHAHA!
{Ed and Coco also laugh]
MR.HERRIMAN: Now stop laughing this instant! Miss Milly Lilly does not deserve such treatment! She is a respected member of the culinary committee of Schenectady City!
[Bloo and Frankie are seen laughing hysterically, even Madame Foster lets out a chuckle or two.]
MADAM FOSTER: What are we laughing at?
[Mac just seems more irritated than ever. Back in Frankie's room, she and Bloo are back on the computer, giggling nonstop, unaware of Mac walking in.]
Frankie: Watch, watch, watch!
MAC: Well, I'm going home now.
BLOO: Bye.
FRANKIE: Bye.
MAC: See you tomorrow.
BOTH: Ok, bye!
MAC: Come on, you guys! Where are those disks? This is seriously not cool! You guys! Come on, Frankie. Aren't you worried about your job?
FRANKIE: Puh-lease! Madame Foster's my grandmother. She’d never let Herriman fire me.
MAC: That's not what I mean. If you think he’s tough on you now, if he finds out you’re behind this, he’s gonna make your life miserable!
FRANKIE: *gasp* Shut up, shut up, shut up! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! You're right! If he finds out, I'm dead!
[She finds the hidden discs and shatters them on the ground.]
FRANKIE: Okay, That's taken care of.
MAC: Good.
[While Frankie and Mac leave the room, Bloo sneakily gets on the computer, revealing the video has been uploaded on the internet.]
BLOO: Yep. All taken care of.
FRANKIE: I’m coming! I’m coming! Sheesh! Hi, Earl.
EARL: Hiya, Frankie.
EDUARDO: Yay, it’s Aqui! It’s here!
EARL: So, uh, how you been, Frankie?
FRANKIE: I’ve been better.
EARL: Aw. You all under the weather and down in the dumpitty?
FRANKIE: Excuse me?
EARL: Hehehe. Nothing, Hehehe.
[The door closes and suddenly, the phone is heard ringing.]
FRANKIE: Hello?
MAN: Yes, um… how would I go about be— Shh! Shh! How would I go about becoming a member of the Funny Bunny Council?
FRANKIE: Excuse me?!
[The man on the phone laughs as he hangs up. The clock starts ringing, as Mac runs holding a bag.
MAC: Frankie! We got a problem! [opens an umbrella that reads "I ♥ Funny Bunny"]
[He dumps some Funny Bunny merchandise on the floor.]
FRANKIE: Oh my gosh! How did this happen? [picks up slippers with Mr. Herriman's face printed onto them, then frowns, knowing exactly the answer.] How did this happen?! [throws a shirt at Bloo]
BLOO: I'm trying to play here! [notices the shirt that reads “I ♥ Funny Bunny”] This is awesome! Where did you get it?
MAC: School! All the kids had stuff like this!
BLOO: Wow! I knew people would like it but I never dreamed it would catch on so fast.
FRANKIE:: What would catch on so fast?!
[Bloo reluctantly presses a button on the keyboard.]
BLOO: I posted the original footage into the fans in the town. Check it out! [plays an edited version of the Funny Bunny video depicting Herriman as the Easter Bunny] Oh, this one's good. [plays another edited video with nothing but fart sounds] Hey, here's a new one. [plays a third video depicting Herriman as a knight] This is best, though. The Funny Bunny store. [shows the website e-Bun] And I linked all the sites to the Foster homepage.
FRANKIE: Twenty million hits?! Bloo, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?
BLOO: I was thinking it was funny.
EDUARDO: Azul! Look what I got para usted!!
MAC: Ed! [takes the sweater from Bloo]
BLOO: Hey!
MAC: Where did you get this?
EDUARDO I got it in the mail today. Frankie signed for it.
FRANKIE: Ed, listen carefully. Is there any more of this stuff?
EDUARDO: Si. I gave one for Wilt. I gave one for Coco. I give one for Senor Mac. And I got one for you if you like it.
FRANKIE Listen. Ed. It's really important that Mr. Herriman does not see any of these. In fact, he can't know any of the Funny Bunny stuff, okay?
EDUARDO: Si. No.
FRANKIE: See, if he sees any of it, he'll... he'll...
MAC: He'll explode!
EDUARDO: AAAHHH!!! WILT!!! COCO!!!
FRANIE: Bloo, you coming?
BLOO: Nah, I like to hang there.
FRANKIE: Listen, blob boy. If the rabbit finds out about this, he's going to make my life miserable. And if he makes my life miserable, I'm gonna make your life miserable! Capisce?!
BLOO: Capi.. Capi... Yeah.
Act 3[]
EDUARDO: Take off your clothes! Take off your clothes! TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!!
MADAME FOSTER: YEAHH! [Drops cane, takes off funny bunny shirt & baseball cap, and jumps up and down, waving shirt on staircase & cheering). WOOHOOHOOHOOHOO! (Runs upstairs waving the merch.]
EDUARDO: Take off your clothes! TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!!
MAC: Eduardo, stop! Wilt, you gotta give me your t-shirt! We can't let Mr. Herriman see it!
WILT: Sheesh, all ya had to do was ask.
FRANKIE: Coco, we need that hat.
COCO: Coco!
BLOO: We just wanna borrow it.
COCO: Coco!
MR. HERRIMAN: Has anybody seen today's paper?
MR. HERRIMAN: Oh, here it is. [Eduardo blocks Mr. Herriman from the reading paper, and Frankie crumples it up, and she snatches the "I Love FB" baseball cap from Coco, wearing it backwards.]
EDUARDO: No, Senor Bunnyman! No explode!
MR, HERRIMAN: Master Eduardo, what is the meaning of this?
EDUARDO: Uh, I tripped.
MR. HERRIMAN: Well, do be more careful next time. Now, Miss Francis, where is the paper?
FRANKIE: What paper?
MR. HERRIMAN: You just had it a moment ago.
MR. HERRIMAN: You just threw it to Master Wilt!
BLOO: No, I didn't.
MR. HERRIMAN: Give me the paper, please.
WILT: I'm sorry.
MR. HERRIMAN: Give me the paper, Master Eduardo.
Eduardo: Uh... Uh... Uh...
Mr. Herriman: Master Eduardo! Oh, gracious. What now?
NEWS REPORTER Excuse me, can we get an interview, Mr. Funny Bun...?
MR. HERRIMAN: Master Eduardo!
EDUARDO: Uh, Oops. I tripped again.
FRANKIE: Hey, Mr. H., instead of reading the paper, why don't you watch the news?
WILT: Yeah, the news.
MR. HERRIMAN: But the door!
FRANKIE Mr. Funny Bun..., I mean, Mr. Herriman isn't taking interviews. NOW GET OUTTA HERE!
NEWS REPORTER: But we're live!
FRANKIE, MAC & BLOO: LIVE?!
News Reporter: [on TV] Who is, for some reason, refusing interviews? Despite the fact that he became a worldwide phenomenon. Let's roll with the clip.
[The clip of Mr. Herriman was shown. The others watch in shock as Coco grabs her hat back from Frankie. Mac and Bloo stare in fright,]
MR. HERRIMAN: (on TV) Hippity hoppity, hippity hoppity, my tail's quite fluffy my ears are quite floppity. I sing and I dance and you can't make me stoppity, sais Funny Bunny to sweet little girl.
[Silence occurs in the background, until Mr. Herriman starts to yell furiously, causing the screen to shake.]
MR. HERRIMAN: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?????????!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!?!
BLOO: (pointing at Frankie) Her!
MAC: (pointing at Bloo) Him!
FRANKIE: (pointing at Mac) Him!
FRANKIE, MAC & BLOO: Me?! Are you crazy?!
BLOO: Mac's the one who taped it!
MAC: Yeah, but I wanted to erase it! Frankie's the one who burned it to disc!
FRANKIE: Yeah, but Bloo's the one who uploaded the file to the Internet!
[As they argue with each other, Mr. Herriman runs off to his office.]
FRANKIE, MAC & BLOO: Mr. Herriman, Wait!
MR. HERRIMAN: [sternly] You said there was a file. [opens up one of his file cabinets.] Where is it?
MAC: It's not that kind of file, Mr. Herriman.
FRANKIE: Yeah, the file is in my computer.
[Mac and Bloo watch Mr. Herriman outside about to throw Frankie's computer into the trash.]
FRANKIE No, no, no! You can't!
MR. HERRIMAN Now, to get rid of these files once and for all!
[Mr. Herriman throws Frankie's computer into the trash can.]
FRANKIE: My baby! MY BABY!!
[Frankie hops into the trash can to find her computer. Mr. Herriman furiously hops back inside the house.]
MAC: Mr. Herriman! You don't understand. The file's already on the Internet! You can't just get rid of it!
MR. HERRIMAN: Nonsense! Just tell me where this net is and I'll dispose of it!
MAC: It's not a net!
[Mr. Herriman heads back to his office and goes to his closet.]
MAC: It's... it’s... [groans] You just don't understand!
BLOO: Boy, I'll say.
MR. HERRIMAN: Oh, I understand, alright. A gentleman does not take such abuse lying down. There must be reprisals! There must be retribution! I shall have my vengeance!
[Mr. Herriman brings out his old movie camera and begins to record Mac and Bloo.]
MR. HERRIMAN: Go on. Go on. Do something silly and whatnot. [laughs] We'll see how you and your creator like being recorded at your most private moments!
[The old camera didn’t last long as the film was ripped.]
MR. HERRMAN: Oh! Oh, confound it.
[The film pops out of the old camera as Mr. Herriman screams.]
MR. HERRIMAN: That's it! THAT'S IT!!!!!
MAC: Mr. Herriman, please! Where are you going?
MR. HERRIMAN: I need a tall stiff glass of carrot juice.
[Mr. Herriman grabs his umbrella and heads to the front door.]
MR. HERRIMAN: If anyone needs me, I'll be at the juice bar.
[Mr. Herriman opens the door to a crowd of paparazzi]
MR. HERRIMAN: Oh no! THEY’RE EVERYWHERE! No!
[Mr Herriman tries to escape but is chased by the clamoring. Eventually, he hides in one of the rooms.]
MR. HERRIMAN: Don't laugh..
[Somebody opens the door.]
GIRL: It's really him! It's Funny Bunny! Here, Mr. Funny Bunny, I made this for you. I signed it from “Sweet little girl.”
GIRL’S MOTHER: My Sally loves your website so much, we wanted to come adopt a funny imaginary friend of our own!
MAN: My son wants one too.
WOMAN: Oh yes, your website inspired us!
MR. HERRIMAN: Ahem, yes, of course. We have plenty of imaginary friends for you all! Uh, just follow me.
KID: [giggles] Hippity, hoppity!
MR. HERRIMAN: Yes, quite! Hippity hoppity, hippity hoppity..
[Transition to another room featuring Frankie and Bloo.]
FRANKIE: And if you ever touch my computer again…..
MR. HERRIMAN: Well, well, I do believe this is the smallest house meeting we’ve ever had, due to all the recent adoptions, thanks to yours truly! I have called this meeting to, if you will, haha. Declare, present, and announcilly.. haha..
[The audience groans in cringe.]
MR. HERRIMAN: That because of my performance went over so well and resulted in so many adoptions, I have produced a new, modern, updated version for the official Foster’s spider web!
FRANKIE: Website. Sheesh!
MR. HERRIMAN: Yes, of course.
[Herriman plays the tape where he is dressed up in stereotypical Hip-hop attire.]
MR. HERRIMAN: My name is Mr. Herriman and I'm here to say: A hip-hop, a hip, hip, hop! I rip and I rap, and I just can't stop. I have great big feet, and ears that flop! To help your mom, you can sweep and mop!
[Madame Foster dances in her chair and applauds.]
MR. HERRIMAN: Haha! See? I’ve updated the act. Apparently, children really like the hip-hop… Quite a coincidence, haha, yes! Master Mac, funny, eh?
[with a dumbfounded expression,] MAC: Hahaha.. uh, hahaha.
MR. HERRIMAN: Oh, come on now, Master Blooregard. You may laugh, it’s quite alright.
BLOO: Oh, yeah.. Haha, uh, haha.
[All the imaginary friends and Mac and Frankie leave the meeting, leaving Mr. Herriman and Madame Foster dancing to the video.]
MR. HERRIMAN: A hip hop, a hip, hip hop! In the winter, we see the temperature drop, horses’ feet go clippity clop, it’s quite rude to make bubblegum pop.. Word!