Pranks for Nothing/Transcript

The transcript of Pranks for Nothing

Transcript

Act 1

Scene 1: Foster's Front Yard

(The Pest Control employee is examining the bugs at Foster's)

The Bug Exterminator:

Scene 2: Foster's Bus

Mr. Herriman using a microphone on the bus

Scene 3: Hotel

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Scene 4: Room 212/Herriman’s Room Number

(Inside the Hotel, Wilt, Eduardo and Coco are in Room 212 and feeling tired that they ready to sleep.)

Wilt: I'm sorry but I could fall asleep right now.

Eduardo: Oh, I know. I am pooped. (Eduardo reach in the bag and pulls out the coloring book, crayons and his pink stuffed bunny Paco.)

(Then, Coco pops the eggs out and gets her bed and lays on it.)

Coco: Coco, coco, cocooo.

Wilt: You said it.

(Wilt turns off the lights and he, Eduardo and Coco begin to sleep but they hear a loud clanging noise and Bloo comes out the bathroom with bathroom products.)

Bloo: I can't believe this place! Can you believe all this stuff is free?

[Coco grabs a bath bottle and shakes it]

Coco: Co co coco co-co.

Bloo: Oh course there empty, I have to try each one. [Goes to Eduardo.] They have a spa tub in there, it's amazing!

Eduardo: Oh, really? Hmm, that's nice.

Bloo: [Turns to Wilt] So what are gonna do first?

Wilt: I'm sorry, Bloo, we're all really warned out by now.

Bloo: Warned out?! But we're on vacation!

Wilt: Actually, we're only here for the night.

Bloo: Yes, and time is up the essence, we only have one night to have fun.

[Bloo tries to get Eduardo out of bed.]

Eduardo: No, Bloo, please, I just want to go to sleep.

[Bloo gets a jug of coffee and a cup.]

Bloo: This would wake you up, and it's free! [Drinks the whole cup.] Mmm! [And drinks the whole jug.] Tastes good. [And continues drinking the jug.]

Wilt: [While Bloo is drinking coffee.] I'm sorry, Bloo, but I don't think drinking that much coffee is a good idea.

[Bloo is about to go crazy before drinking the last bit of coffee]

Bloo: [After drinking all of the coffee.] I know!! [Jumps over Eduardo.] Pay-per-watch movies!! [Clicking the buttons on the TV remote.]

Wilt: Um, Bloo, Mr. Herriman said...

Bloo: Look, Mission Improbable 12!!! [And buys the movie for $49.99 {which is worth $72.52 now.}]

[Some bangs from the TV are playing while Bloo is going crazy.]

Bloo: I'm hungry. You hungry? You? You?

[Then jumps on Coco to the honor bar fridge and opens it.]

Bloo: JACKPOT!!!

Coco: Co-co cococococo co! [Um, Bloo, I don't think we should open that.]

Wilt: Yeah, Bloo. I'm sorry, but Mr. Herriman said we shouldn't open that.

[Bloo comes out of the mini fridge with snacks]

Bloo: Want some?! [Coco shakes her head.] Suit yourself!

[Eduardo gets scared and draws a picture of himself being sad and Bloo becoming loco on the bed.]

Bloo: HEY, ED!!! You coloring?!

Eduardo: Uh! Huh! Sí, sí, sí, no, Bloo!

Bloo: COOL! [And jumps below Eduardo and doodles.] Here, let me try.

[Bloo jumps on Coco's mouth.]

Bloo: You still hungry?! You're hungry, right?! I know, ROOOOOOOOOM SEEEERRRRVVVIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bloo jumps on Wilt's chest to the telephone]

Wilt: Ugh, Bloo!! [groaning]

[Bloo flips the telephone in the air and grabs it]

Bloo: Room service? Hi, um, I want bacon. All of it, and cereal, and two club sandwiches. Licorice. You got licorice? Ooh, and pancakes. and the cheeeeeeese plate. Cheddar. Muenster. Wow. You got limburger? I have always wanted to smell that. [bouncing] Now, all of it. [turns to Eduardo] Wha-- What do you want? [turns to Wilt and Coco] You guys want something?

Wilt: Thank you, no! Will you get off?! [swings his hand]

Bloo: Just get me everything on page one and two. Yeah. Extra ham. Bloo! Room 212! [bouncing, and hungs up] PILLOWWWWWWW FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!! [hits Eduardo, then his pink bunny, then Coco twice.] Come on, I'll take you all on! [then hits Wilt, then Eduardo again, than Coco again, then all of them again, and again, and again. Then hits Coco's beak.]

Coco: Co co! [Stop it!!] [then she gets a box of ice.] Co, co-co-co-co! [Bloo, get some ice!]

Bloo: Ice?

Coco: Co-co. [It's free.]

Bloo: It's FREE??!!! FREE ICE?!?!?! One bucket coming up!

[Wilt, Coco and Eduardo act suspicious.]

Bloo: Hey, guys. I got the ice-- [the ice water splashes at Bloo] AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wilt, Eduardo and Coco burst out laughing!]

Mr. Herriman: [at Mr. Herriman's room:] Add that to 77, carry the three-- [ice water on the ceiling splutters on top of Mr. Herriman] What the devil...?!

[Wilt, Coco and Eduardo still burst out laughing]

Bloo: Wha, wha, wha, wha?? You guys did that on purpose!!!

Wilt: I'm sorry, Bloo, but you really needed to cool down.

Eduardo: Sí, cold enough for you?

[Wilt, Coco and Eduardo burst out laughing, and then Mr. Herriman comes in.]

Mr. Herriman: YOU...!

Bloo: ME?!

Mr. Herriman: I should've known you would have been up to no good, Master Blooregard.

Bloo: Me?! But is was all THEM! They-They pulled a prank on ME! I'm totally innocent!

Mr. Herriman: [Wilt, Eduardo and Coco looked tired while watching TV] Oh, please, Master Blooregard. These three never do anything wrong unless you make them. You expected me to believe THEY'RE the cause of all this?

Bloo: Yes! I didn't do anything! I'm totally innocent!

[Someone knocks on the hotel door, Mr. Herriman hops to the door and opens it.]

Half Dork : Room service for, uh, Bloo?

Mr. Herriman: THAT DOES IT!!!!!!!!!!! I am putting you someplace where you can cause no more tom-foolery!

Bloo: You got it all wrong, it was them, them I tell you, they pranked me with the door and the bucket! You're letting them getting away from it! I'm innocent, innocent I tell you!

[Coco makes an evil, smirking face]

Bloo : YOU! I'VE SHOULD'VE KNOWN! YOU'RE THE MASTERMIND BEHIND ALL OF THIS! It isn't over Coco.. NOT BY A LONG SHOT!! You and your chronies has come down the thunder... I [???] WILL CHALLENGE YOU!!!! get ready for a.. PRANK WAR!!! BABY!!

Act 2

Scene 5: Housekeeping Closet

[Bloo knocking the door offscreen]

Bloo : LET ME OUT!!! LET ME OUT!!! THIS ISN'T A ROOM MR. HERRIMAN!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

Bloo : THIS IS BEYOND UNFAIR! THEY TOTALLY FRAMED ME! COCO FRAMED ME! YOU THINK SHE'S SO INNOCENT! BUT SHE'S AN EVIL MASTERMIND OF PRANKING EVILNESS! EVILNESS I TELL YOU!!!

[Bloo hits a stick offscreen]

Bloo : Ow. Great. This is just great. I didn't do anything! that Coco. She's up there laughing, Pulling pranks with their chronies. which used to be my chronies, NOW! i dont have any chronies! While i take the blame!

Bloo : While i show her..

[Building a representive of Coco with stuff in the closet]

Bloo : She wants pranks? i got pranks. i'll prank her till she wishes never even hurt the word "prank"!

[Bloo groans and breaks the representive of Coco that he build]

Bloo : I JUST! [Groans] GOTTA!! [Groans] JUST GOTTA OUT [groans while pulling the doorknob]

[the door opens by Fred]

Frit : This isn't the bathroom..

Frat : Duh. you're [???] This is obviously the gift shop.

[Fred grabs the dust pan]

Frit : Hey Bloo how much for the dust pan?

Bloo : Frit! Frat! Oh thank you! thank you! thank you for releasing me from my wrong full of prisonment!

[Bloo puts a evil smile on his face.]

Bloo : Roomies?

Scene 6: Room 228

[Frit can be seen laughing with ice on his back and a pack of ice in his hand.]

Frit : [laughing] Woah!! [laughing] Cold! My turn! my turn!

[Frit puts ice in Frat's back and Frat laughs too]

[Bloo puts items representing the crew in Room 228 and 212, with a writing "Prank War The Revenge!"]

Bloo : Established command sender, Minions! gather around.

Frit : Did he just call us onions?

Frat : Ugh, for goodness no! He clearly said bunions! dummy.. shees.

Bloo : Onions, Bunions, whatever. You two fall in!

[Frit and Frat falls to the ground.]

Bloo : No no, ugh. just come over here.

Bloo : [???] chronies.. check! Now chronies, your beloved leader [???] has been heinously violated, valid framed, and wrongfully petulized for an act which he did not commit!

Bloo : And in order to clear this [???]. That [somebody write this im not rlly good at advanced english]

Bloo : So. watcha got prank ideas? lets hear em!

Scene 7: Room 212

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Scene 8: Room 228

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Scene 9: Pool

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Scene 10: Hotel Halls

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Act 3

Scene 11: Hotel Halls

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Scene 12: Room 228

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Scene 13: Hotel Halls

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Scene 14: Hotel Kitchen/Lobby/Laundry Room/Elevator

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Scene 15: Hotel

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Scene 16: Hotel Halls

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Scene 17: Pool

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Scene 18: Hotel Lobby

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Scene 19: Hotel Meeting Room

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Scene 20: Hotel Cafeteria

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Scene 21: Hotel Halls

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Scene 22: Foster's Bus

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