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Now it your turn
To get a big hug!
Red love you guys.
Love hurts.
[Panting]
[Screaming]
[Snarling]
Come on, guys.
We go through this every day.
Can't we just bury the hatchet?
Ok, wrong choice of words.
Oh!
Sorry, guys.
This bone's coming with me.
[Blows raspberry]
For your troubles.
That was a pretty close
call back there.
Yeah, those dumb dogs
Got some sort of bone to pick
with me or something.
Well, now they got
a beef with each other.
[Laughing]
Well, no worries now, my friend.
You'll be safe
where we're going.
Bone: where's that?
Wilt: home.
[Humming]
[Clamoring]
Aw, it was nothing.
I'm sure any one of you would
have done the same thing
If you were in my position.
What, did wilt get
the part of the flagpole
In this year's fourth of july
pageant again?
Actually, wilt rescued
another abandoned friend
From certain doom.
No.
That's the fourth one this week.
It's a new record!
Come on, guys.
Hold the phone! Record?!
What do you mean "record"?
So, what, it's like
some sort of contest?
Oh, no, it's not
a contest at all.
It's more like a service
to all imaginary friends
Great and small, so that
they might have a chance
At a happy and healthy life
With a loving owner
of their own.
So, we, as the friends
of foster's,
Must do our duty and bring in
As many of those needy
and abandoned friends
As we possibly can.
A contest.
Uh, no.
So, what's in it for you
there, wilt, old buddy?
A new car?
A trip to some faraway
and exotic land?
Cash monies?
No, nothing like that.
It's our duty as--
Well, there is the wall.
Yeah, well, I guess
there is that.
Wall? What wall?
Well, madam foster
likes to put a photo
Up on the wall each month
of whoever best exemplifies
The duties of a friend of--
Yeah, yeah.
Where is this so-called wall?
Behind you.
Oh, I get it.
You just want all
the glory for yourself.
"Oh, it's not a contest.
"It's our duty as
friends of foster's
To blah, blah, blobbity
blah blah malarkey!"
Well, let me tell you,
mr. Sporty socks,
Your wall of fame
in the hall of frames
Is about to crumble,
Because two can
play at this game.
But, bloo, you--
just you wait and see.
I'm gonna bring home
the biggest and bestest friend
This joint has ever seen.
Wilt: that would be
fantastic, bloo,
But this isn't a--
Contest.
Hrumph. I'll show him
Who's the friend of the month.
Just as soon as I figure out
Where the heck I'm gonna
find a friend in need.
It's a great place!
Lots to do, 3 squares a day.
So, what do you say?
You want to come or what?
Fine!
Go ahead, stand there all day!
See if I care.
But when those dogs over there
who have been eyeballing you
Decide to make their
way over here,
Don't come running to me.
[Child sobbing]
This is going to be
harder than I thought.
Much harder than I thought.
No wonder!
I bet that goodie-two-shoes wilt
Has hoarded them all.
[Bells chiming]
[Gasps]
[Bells chime]
Oh, no, you don't.
You stay out here
and sell phones.
Ha ha. Hey, that's a good one.
Sell phones. Ha ha ha!
Look at that!
He's practically shoving
his imaginary friend
Out onto the streets.
Forget my photo on the wall--
They're going to erect
an entire wing in my honor!
[Muffled words]
I know it's hot in there,
But you're the only one
who fits in the stupid thing.
Besides, the zipper's stuck.
So, the only advice
I can give you
Is to get out there
and sell phones.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
[Muffled yelling]
Aw.
It's ok, little guy.
I'm here to save you.
Huh?
[Muffled yelling]
You had your chance, buddy.
Come on, friend,
we're going home.
[Muffled yelling continues]
[Sobbing]
Read 'em and weep, boys.
Take a look at the new friend
of the month, me!
Read 'em and weep, boys!
Take a look at the new friend
of the month, me!
No applause, no applause.
Just throw money.
[Ringing]
Huh?
What?
[Clamoring]
Oh, did I do that?
I--i had no id--
Well, since you're all here.
I wanted to present to you
the winner of this month's
Friend of the month--me!
[Muffled yelling]
Uh, bloo, ha ha, that's a--
Totally awesome friend.
Yeah, that's right,
he is so awesome.
I mean, he's like a phone.
I mean, how cool is that?
That's gotta be worth
at least 10 friends, right?
A new record.
So, where's wilt?
I gotta rub his nose in it.
Come on out, you loser.
He's not here.
What do you mean, he's not here?
What, is he too big
of a chicken to--
He left with frankie
and mr. Herriman
To go find more
abandoned friends.
Man, if wilt finds one,
That would be 5 this week!
A new new record!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've heard it all before.
Now, leave me alone
so's I can think.
Oh!
Oof!
That's it!
I'll just call frankie
on her cell phone
And have her send old wilt
home to face the music.
High-five!
Now, let's see.
What's her number again?
5-5-5...
Uh, 6-3--
Eduardo: bloo?! Oh, bloo?!
I have something to tell you!
Not now, eduardo!
Can't you see I'm on the phone?
Oh, sí. I so sorry.
Now, where was i?
Oh, yeah!
Zero! Zero!
[Groaning rhythmically]
Darn. Busy.
Well, I guess we'll
just have to sit here
And wait till they get home.
But, oh! I can't wait to see
the look on wilt's face
When he comes home and realizes
That he's no longer
reigning champ,
But I am!
Oh, happy day, happy day!
And it's all because of you.
[Panting]
I've heard of mobile phones,
but this is ridiculous.
Hey, have you seen a mo--
I already made the joke, son.
He went thataway.
[Muffled yell]
Not so fast.
You're not going anywhere.
You're my ticket
to bigger and better things
In this joint, mister.
[Straining]
[Muffled yells]
Huh. Must be set on vibrate.
Aha!
Read 'em and weep, wilt.
Take a look at the new
friend of the month.
I have succeeded in
bagging the biggest
And best abandoned
friend to date.
Heh heh heh.
That's great, bloo.
Ooh, do I sense a little
jealousy in your voice, wilt?
A little envy perhaps?
Um, no, not really.
There it is again.
I say you're jealous
'Cause I b*at you
at your own game.
I say you're jealous
'cause it's gonna be
My picture
on that wall in there.
I say you're jealous
'cause I brought home
The best abandoned friend ever!
And I say you're jealous
'Cause I brought home--
Frankie: a man in
a cell phone suit.
That's right, a man in a--
Say what?
Yes, dear boy, a man...
In a suit.
[Muffled yelling]
[Laughing]
Oof!
[Laughing]
Oh, what was I thinking?
I'm sorry, wilt.
You definitely are the best
friend in the entire household.
And you are the winner
of the contest.
Thanks, bloo.
That means a lot.
But this isn't a contest.
It's our duty as friends--
Hey, everybody,
I rescued my first friend!
I rescued my first friend!
That's nice, kid.
But don't get your hopes up.
There's nothing in it for you.
It's not a cont--
Why, this is
the finest specimen
Of a rescued friend
I've ever seen!
Master mac,
you deserve a reward!
Wow!
Now, let's go
see your new car!
All right, mac!
You totally win!