Goodbye to Bloo/Transcript

Act 1

[Bloo is waiting by the front door tapping his "foot" as he waits impatiently for Mac to arrive. He opens the door and looks out, but doesn't see him. He closes the door]

BLOO: Ugh... (he looks out the door again, but Mac still hasn't arrived) Ugh! (he goes out on the front porch and looks around, but still can't see his friend anywhere in sight. Frustrated, he goes back inside and slams the door) Ugh! Where is he? (a clock friend tolls as he walks by)

CLOCK: 4:00 and all's well. (Bloo jumps on him) 4:00 and all's not well! All's not well!

BLOO: Shh! You have to stop. When Mac first drop me off Foster's, he made a deal as long as he comes to visit every day by three I can't be adapted.

CLOCK: But Herriman already knows. I heard him on the phone with Mac just now.

BLOO: You what?

MAN: Hi there. We're here to see Mr. Herriman about a imaginary friend.

[Bloo screams]

MR. HERRIMAN: Thank you once again for arriving such outlast.

MAN:Or course. Our little Ian can't wait to get wait to get an Imaginary friend.

MAN: HERRIMAN:

BOY:

MR. HERRIMAN:

WOMAN:And blue? Ian just loves the color blue.

MR. HERRIMAN:

BLOO:Quick help me hide! Herriman's trying adapt me,

COCO:Co co cococo

BLOO:

MR.HERRIMAN:

BLOO:You win Herriman. You got me.

MR.HERRIMAN: Master Blooagard.

BLOO: It's okay. I'll go peacefully.

COCO: Co co cooo!

BLOO:

WILT: Im sorry but you did what?

BLOO:

ED:UARDO: I did?

MR. HERRIMAN:

BLOO:

BOY: It's Ian.

BLOO: Billy, don't interrupt.

MR. HERRIMAN: This boy doesn't wish to adopt you, he wishes to adopt, No Nose Ed.

NED: Yes!

MAN: Come on boys, let's go home.

BLOO:

MR. HERRIMAN: Master Mac, knew

BLOO: I knew he wouldn't abandon me. Anyways, what's Mac so busy anyway?

MR.HERRIMAN: He's packing up his belongings to move.

ALL: WHAT?!

MR. HERRIMAN: Apparently his mother received a new job application and they decided to hire a new one, i tried explaining what

MAN: Excuse me. Can you help us get out of here? These hallways are just impossible.

MR. HERRIMAN: But Of course.

COCO: Cococococo co?

BLOO: How could he not tell you? How can he not tell me? I'm his best friend!

WILT: I'm sorry, Bloo, but maybe Mac did wanted to tell us. but it was too hard for him. I mean, Ed would start crying. Coco would start eating. And all you'd do is yell at him.

BLOO: You bet I'm gonna yell at him!

WILT: I'm sorry, Bloo. But If tomorrow really is Mac's last day, don't you want his last memory to be of you yelling at him?

BLOO: You're right, Wilt, yelling won't do any good. I'm gonna have to kill him.

WILT: Uh, I'm sorry, but that's not exactly what I was...

[Bloo heads to the toy chest.]

BLOO: I'll kill him, and that he can't move away because he'll be dead! And I'll visit him every day at his grave! A-ha! This oughta do the job! Mac thinks he can move away from me? Nobody moves away from me!

TERRENCE: Hey, doofus, you're box of junk is in my way.

MAC: Terrence, I can carry that. There's some fragile things inside.

TERRENCE: Fragile, huh? [Drops box] Whoopsie!

MAC: You big jerk!

BLOO: Who am I kidding? I can't kill Mac. He's got enough problems as it is.

[back at his bedroom]

BLOO: Oh, Mac...I really wish we had taken more photos together. Wilt. Wilt. Wiilllt. I was thinking, Wilt and you're right. Mac's last day at Fosters should be a happy one. And tomorrow I'm gonna give him a warm winning performing as the best friend ever. No more whining or complaining when I don't get my way. It's gonna be Mac's way all the way. Boy all this talking made my throat hurt. You mind going downstairs and give me a glass of water? Yep It's a brand new Bloo.

Act 2

CLOCK: 3 o' clock and all's well.

BLOO: Mac! Come on in, old buddy old pal.

MAC: What's wrong with you?

BLOO: Nothing.

MAC:

BLOO: You're moving. I know. Herriman told us.

MAC: He did? Wow. I can't believe you're not mad. I mean I thought you want to kill me.

BLOO: Kill you? Please.

EDUARDO: Excuse me, Senor Mac.

BLOO: Ed, get out of here! Can't you see were trying to make memories that will only make us last a life time!?...I mean uh, that's what i would say if wern't such a giant humongous jerk, which i'm not.

MAC: What is it Ed?

EDUARDO:

BLOO:I thought he never leave. So Mac what do you want to do today.?

MAC: Wait. You're asking me?

BLOO: I sure am.

MAC: You don't have something planned?

BLOO: That's right.

MAC: I guess you're right. I should so something really special today .I mean tomorrow everything will be different-

BLOO: You bet it will

MAC: Huh, I don't know. Let's play basketball with Wilt.

BLOO: Basketball? Are you kidding me? But I hate-

[cuts to the outside]

MAC: Wow, Wilt.

BLOO:

MAC: Maybe you should rest up and get next game.

BLOO: Sure Mac. Whatever you say.

[???]

BLOO: Yes! My turn.

MAC: But Bloo, We can't stop now

BLOO:

WILT AND MAC:

BLOO: Back off! Next game's mine.

COCO: Cococo cocococo.

BLOO:A going away card? Where? Yes! I'm first. This is perfect.

WILT: I'm sorry. The game ended, you would not believe

BLOO: Mac! Mac! Oh Mac, I thought I've ever see you again.

MAC:I just came inside to get some juice.

BLOO: That's smart.

MADAME FOSTER:

MAC: You mean the cookies you make once a year? I remember when we are selling them. They smell amazing.

BLOO:

MADAME FOSTER: Except this is a new sugar free recipe. Try one.

MAC: WOW!

MADAME FOSTER:

BLOO: Finished! Let's go!

MADAME FOSTER: Oh, but you can have just one. I made this whole patch.

BLOO:

[Bloo eats all the cookies]

BLOO: Whew that was a lot of chilling, Took my... breath....away. Let me just close my eyes for a second there.

CLOCK: 4 o' clock and all's well.

BLOO: Four o' clock! Cookie coma! Mac! Mac!

MAC: Bloo, get out of the way.

PAINTER LEONARDO: Ah, it's a too late, he's a already ruined the painting.

COCO: Co co cococococo?

PAINTER LEONARDO: Paint another picture?

MAC: You mind Bloo?

BLOO:

PAINTER LEONARDO:

[a few hours passed]

BLOO:

PAINTER LEONARDO:

BLOO: You finished? Seriously?

MAC: Wow Leonardo, that's incredible.

COCO:

BLOO:

COCO

MAC:

COCO:

MAC: No, I insist.

BLOO: Well, one of ya's just take the darn painting already!

PAINTER LEONARDO:

BOTH: Yes!

PAINTER: LEONARDO

BLOO:

EDUARDO:

BLOO: Come back again sometime!

BLOPPY PANTS:

MAC: Yeah!

BLOO:

MAC:

BLOO:

CLOCK: 5 o' clock and all's well!

BLOO: Will you be quiet!? Some of us are trying to think!

MAC:

BLOO:

MAC:

BLOO:

MAC: We already made a movie.

BLOO:

[??}

BLOO:

MAC: Sorry, Bloo, but we did that too.

IMAGINARY FRIEND 1:

IMAGINARY FRIEND 2:

BLOO:

MAC:

WILT:

BLOO:

MAC: Bloo, we did all those things too. Except Europe.

BLOO:

Act 3

BLOO: See any:

MAC: Nope. you?

BLOO:

FRANKIE: What are you doing?

BLOO:

FRANKIE:

BLOO:

MAC:

BLOO:

FRANKIE:

MAC: See me? Alone? You can see me now.

FRANKIE: Okay.

BLOO:

MAC:

FRANKIE:

MAC: It is?

FRANKIE:

MAC:{in mind]

FRANKIE:

MAC:[in mind]

FRANKIE

MAC:

FRANKIE: You promise

ALL FRIENDS: Surprise!

FRANKIE: Sorry, Mac.

EDUARDO: For you. It is an onion casserole. I try'd to give it to you before but the smell, it kept making me cry muy muy much, and then i had to run away to blow my nose.

MAC: Thanks, Ed.

BLOO:

CLOCK:

BLOO: Will you cut it out?!

GOO:[singing quickly[ Everybody sing! [singing]

BLOO: There, That outta do the trick. That's okay. I can build another rap

FLO:

BLOO:

FLO:

NERDY SHARK: Parties? I love parties!

FLO: Let's roll!

BLOO: No, wait!

CLOCK: 6:00 a'clock and all's, not well.

MAC: Sorry, guys, I gotta go home.

BLOO: You're not going anywhere!

MAC: Bloo?

BLOO: And you know why you're not going, it's because we are about to jump the shark. Ta-da!

Mac: Bloo, that's not a shark.

BLOO: I'm doing the best i can! Now let me get this motorcycle.

EDUARDO: Bloo, that is no motorcycle. That is my tricycle, that you take without asking.

BLOO: Oh yeah? Well i don't need it any way, i'll just run and--

MR.HERRIMAN: There's no running in the house.

BLOO: Then I'll...I'll...walk and jump the shark! Hang on...i can still...get this thing off.

COCO: Co, Coco coco coco coco co.

BLOO: The card! Coco, you're life saver! I can still write the most hilarious thing and, Mac, will love me forever!

PAINTER LEONARDO: A card? I no get to sign a card!

BLOO: No room...T here's no room for me. Fine, then i'll just write on the front. Dear Mac: goodbye forever you bad jerk!

MAC: Goodbye forever?

BLOO: That's right, all day I've been trying to be the best friend ever, and do whatever you want to do so you can remember me bondly-- But Ill you wanna do is not hang out with me. And now you're moving away and ill never see you again in your last memory is going to be of me yelling at you just like Wilt said!

MAC: Bloo, I'm not moving away.

All: WHAT?!

BLOO: But I saw you with boxes and Mr. Herriman said.

MAC: No, I mean, I'm moving but I'm not moving away, it's just to another apartment in my building

MR.HERRIMAN: Oh, Did I fail to mention that key to tell? My apologizes, Master Boologard. I do have a habit of doing that.

MAC: My mom got a promotion and so we need a bigger place so she can have her home office.

BLOO: Then, what the heck were you talking about a tragedy!? And you! All day you been saying Fosters is never gonna be the same after tomorrow. And it's your last chance to have one special day!

MAC: That's because I'm moving into my neighbor Louise's old apartment, except... Well... She's moving somewhere that doesn't allow imaginary friends so...

CHEESE: Ha ha! Now we're brother roomies!

[Everyone screams]

WILT: I'm sorry, but this is NOT okay!

[???]

CHEESE: Ok, bye, doggies.