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Scene 1: Foster’s Foyer/Hallway/Kitchen
MR. HERRIMAN: [To Bloo, who carries him inside with his arm] Now don't get me wrong. I'm quite angry that we've lost our sole mode of transportation. I must say, I'm actually quite amazed at how quickly you were able to dismantle an entire bus with no one noticing. [puts Bloo down on the floor, who's holding the bus wheel] In any case, I'm not letting you off the hook this time. With a warning! One more mishap this evening, and you will indeed be getting it. Do I make myself clear?
BLOO: [already understands] Yeah, yeah.
FRANKIE: [off-screen] Carrots? What do you mean we're out of carrots? [Herriman hears "carrots" and turns around. It appears to be Coco and Frankie looking in the cabinet.] Aw, man, I can't make this dish without carrots!
MR. HERRIMAN: [hides something in the cabinet sheepishly] I--uh, oh...er... [to Coco, acting angrily] Miss Coco, how could you? Why, look how awfully you've upset Miss Frances. [Frankie looks confused] To your room, young lady!!! And no supper!! [pushes Coco out while Frankie becomes mad. He stops pushing her, Coco stands there for a few seconds, looks upset with Mr. Herriman and finally walks away]
FRANKIE: [off-screen] I just bought carrots yesterday. [Mr. Herriman hears "carrots" again and sheepishly closes the cabinet]
MR. HERRIMAN: Uh, err, no matter, Miss Frances. [tries to grab something out of the cabinet and it reveals to be vegetables as he gives them to Frankie] Uh, here! You'll just have to cook something else.
[Mr. Herriman hops away.]
FRANKIE: What am I gonna make out of all this?
MADAME FOSTER: [Walks in the kitchen] Well, my dear, it looks like there's just enough here to make it.
FRANKIE: [puzzled] IT?! But, Grandma, you know I've never been able to make it. I can never get it right.
MADAME FOSTER: Nonsense, girl! You're a Foster, and Foster women have been making it for generations.
MADAME FOSTER: [interrupts] No buts! You'll get it this time, by gum, you will. [takes out a wooden cooking spoon]
FRANKIE: [gulps nervously] Not the spoon.
MADAME FOSTER: Now let it begin!
BLOO: [looks surprised while eating a jar of cookies] It? What's it?
MADAME FOSTER: It's good for you. [takes a blender and put it on the counter with gross food on it, Frankie adds more of it inside. The blender spins and Madame Foster pours it all on a bowl, which disgusts Bloo]
BLOO: Oh, what's in it?
MADAME FOSTER: I'll give you a hint. [Blows the smell at Bloo's face and he looks nauseous. He covers his mouth like he is about to throw up.]
BLOO: [grossed out] Oh. [Madame Foster smiles]
MADAME FOSTER: Ahh, it sure brings back memories.
Scene 2: Foster's Hallway/Restroom/Various Rooms
[Bloo comes out with a grossed out look on his face.]
MR. HERRIMAN: [heard off-screen] Aah! You, get away from there this instant! To your room, immediately! And no supper! [Bloo looks surprised and smirks evilly, but who Mr. Herriman was talking to is an imaginary friend with nine eyes and a tie.] Do you actually expect me to believe you needed to use this so-called restroom? What kind of fool do you take me for? [Bloo sneaks off] Go, go, go! [that imaginary friend leaves as Mr. Herriman makes a worried look for what is gonna happen, then he enters the restroom]
[He turns on the light and pulls up a toilet paper roll, which a carrot comes out]
MR. HERRIMAN: [tosses toilet paper away] Oh, my precious darling, he almost found you. [quickly eats the carrot] Oh, lovely. [continues eating] Oh, delicious. [leaves the restroom, checks to see if the coast is clear, opens a picture of Madame Foster on the wall to grab even more carrots to eat] Mm, scrumptious. Mm, heavenly. [hops off, grabs other carrots out of chandelier lights, and eats them] So delicious.
[he eats more stashed carrots hidden all around the house; after, he encounters a statue of Madame Foster}
BLOO: Blooregard Q. Kazoo, you've outdone yourself. GUESS WHO'S NOT COMING TO DINNER!!
[The wrecking ball smashes through a window.]
HERRIMAN: Whoa! Ah! You! Whoa. Thanks a lot again, Blooregard Q. Kazoo. You exposed my stalker. Really appreciate it.
[Bloo groans in frustration.]
EDUARDO: I don't even know why he punished me! It wasn't even me. Bloo is the one who stopped Señor Herriman's big stupid carrot roast.
EDUARDO: He was roasting a big sack of carrots in Madame Foster's fireplace.
MAC: Hey, Bloo. I'm sorry I'm late I-- WHOA! [sees the mess Bloo made.] Bloo, what on earth happened in here?
BLOO: Mac! It's horrible! I've been trying and trying all day long, but nothing works. NOTHING WORKS!!!!
MAC: What are you talking about?
BLOO: I lost it, Mac. I USED TO BE THE KING!! THE KING, I TELL YOU!!!! But now I lost my touch. I'm nearly a shadow of the man I once was.
MAC: I repeat, what are you talking about?
BLOO: Frankie is making VOMIT for dinner and I'm going to have to EAT IT if I can't get Herriman to send me to my room without supper. You gotta help me, Mac. I tried everything. EVERYTHING!! I need you to help me get in trouble.
MAC: I don't know, Bloo. Why would she be making vomit?
BLOO: Because she has no carrots but that's not the point. HELP ME, MAC!!!! HELP ME!!!!
MAC: Yeah, but, Bloo, if I get you into trouble, I'll get in trouble too.
BLOO: Mac, my lad, don't you understand? You're invincible here. What are they gonna do? Ground you? You don't live here. Spank you? They're not your parents. Take away your supper? You don't eat here. They can't touch you.
MAC: I don't know.
BLOO: Think about it, Mac. You have license to do whatever you want. How many kids would kill to be in your possession? What if you always dreamed of getting away with? [Mac slowly gives an evil grin.] It's all yours. Just name it.
MAC: Well, there is this one thing.
BLOO: Is it bad?
MAC: Oh, yeah, real bad. [Mac jumps on Madame Foster's bed.] I've, never, felt, so, alive!
BLOO: I can't believe that we're related. All right, desperate times call for desperate measures. [Bloo walks to Madame Foster's drawers and takes out diamonds.] It's you and diamonds that doesn't get me some to my room I give up.
[As Bloo goes to hide the diamonds, Madame Foster hits Frankie with the wooden spoon the fourth time.]
MADAME FOSTER: Wrong again!
[Frankie furiously throws the dish into the trash can again and runs up to Madame Foster's bedroom.]
FRANKIE: [Sees Mac jumping on Madame Foster's bed.] You! You're the one jumping on the bed!
MAC: Yep. And what are you, gonna do, about it?
[Frankie becomes extremely furious, about to do something to Mac. Cut back to Mr. Herriman, still worried about his carrots.]
MR HERRIMAN: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! What is taking constable so long?! [A note slips out beneath the door.]
MR HERRIMAN: [reads a note] "If you want to see your precious carrots again, meet me on the roof at 8 PM or I'm turning you in!" [gasps] The fiend!
[Frankie removes Mac out of the home.]
FRANKIE: [furiously screams] AND STAY OUT!!
[She closes the door in anger, but then opens it again with Mac's backpack, as Bloo tries to get it.]
BLOO: No wait, I need that!
[Frankie throws Mac's backpack out and closes the door. Mac tries to pick it up because it seems to be too heavy. He opens it and sees diamonds that Bloo placed inside.]
MAC: Ah! [The police arrives and catches Mac on sight.] AAHHH!!! BLOO, LET ME IN!!! I gotta get rid of diamonds!!!
BLOO: Mac, get in there! I need those diamonds!
COP #1: Hey you, stop!
COP #2: We've got questions for you!
BLOO: Mac, the back door!
MAC: I'm too young to go to jail!
BLOO: The roof, Mac! I didn't do anything to the roof!
We lost him!
Back up! Back up! Diamond thief suspect in allusion in 1123 Wilson Way!
EDUARDO: Bloo! Did Herriman send you to your room too?
BLOO: No, Ed. I--
EDUARDO: No? Well, you should have. You are the one who stopped his carrot roast with that giant metal ball of yours, not me! Now I'm gonna miss supper.
BLOO: Look, Ed. You should count your blessings. I really don't want supper but I really got to-- [Eduardo grabs Bloo and holds him closer to his face.]
EDUARDO: You don't want supper, do you? [Bloo whimpers]
MR HERRIMAN: OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR... 8:04.
>> [STRANGE NOISE]
>> AAH! COCO, IT WAS YOU. DO YOU HAVE MY DARLING-- I MEAN, CARROTS? WHERE ARE THEY? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
MR HERRIMAN: A written apology for falsely punishing you. Are you out of your mind?
COCO: Coco coco co co
MR HERRIMAN: (gasps) You don’t have the guts! WHAT-O, NOW, IS IT MISS OR MS.?
IT'S DONE, NOW THROW ME THE CARROTS AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE LETTER.
>> [CLUCK CLUCK]
>> YES, YES, YOU HAVE MY WORD.
AH! COCO, YOU FOOL, NOW THAT I HAVE MY DARLINGS YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR APOLOGY.
AH HA HA HA HA!
COP #2: Drop the diamonds rabbit.
MR HERRIMAN: Diamonds? Oh no. These aren't diamonds, sillies. They're merely carrots.
>> YES, SIR, ABOUT A HUNDRED OF THEM.
FRANKIE: Finally. Hi, Ed, ready for supper?
EDUARDO: Sorry, Frankie. I was sent to my room without supper.
FRANKIE: Ha! You and everybody else in the house.
EDUARDO: (holding Bloo) Not him.
FRANKIE: Sit him down.
BLOO: I'm not really hungry.
FRANKIE: Tough beans, blob boy! I've made it five times, and you are not leaving till it's all gone!
MADAME FOSTER: Don’t worry, dearie. It’s not that bad. Oh, it’s much, much worse! Ha ha, much, much worse.
Scene 10: Prison
MR HERRIMAN: Well, at least this will help me quit carrots cold turkey.
Wilt: I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR HELPING ME TURN MYSELF IN. IT'S REALLY ABOUT TIME I TAUGHT MYSELF A LESSON. I MEAN, I'VE BEEN STANDING ON RUGS ALL MY LIFE. I'D SHAKE YOUR HAND, BUT THEN I'D BE TOUCHING IT. HI, MR. H.!
>> GREAT, WE'RE STARVING.MM...CARROTS.
BLOO: I guess that's it. [Frankie shoves more of "it" to Bloo.]
FRANKIE: This is for gluing the furniture to the ceiling. And make sure you leave some room for banana hallway and condiment couch.